I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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