North Korea, Best Korea!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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