I should be sponsored by Trojan
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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