check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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