You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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