Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I currently don't understand fingers.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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