so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
