do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Me too!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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