she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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