She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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