Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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