He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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