i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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