I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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