IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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