that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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