If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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