Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was not drunk enough for that final.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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