just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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