Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
