Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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