i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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