rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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