My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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