quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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