why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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