No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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