i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
that may or may not have been my penis.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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