I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Randomize
