Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
This is not my ceiling
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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