he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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