oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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