I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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