oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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