i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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