I wish I could teleport
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
so much tequila, so little girl.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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