I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i've created a new STD.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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