You can't special order awesome
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I have fence marks all over my body
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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