My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I forget how to act sober
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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