SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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