have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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