At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
