My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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