he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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