dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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