I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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