conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
only you would photoshop your dick
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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