Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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