I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
love makes seman taste better
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
