i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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