He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
